Keanu Reeves Dropped Me A Message
OMG! My heart nearly leapt out of my throat. You will never believe what just happened.
Keanu Reeves, the man of my dreams since his days as Neo, had noticed me. Not just noticed me, mind you, but noticed me enough to drop a friendly message in my notifications.
It turns out he’s a newbie on the platform.
Believe it or not, he wanted to be friends.
Friends with me!
Hi, your comment with your profile caught my attention! I’m actually new here, and I hope we can be friends?
I’m sure it’s not a bot but the man himself, who made leather coats cool in The Matrix.
I’ve had a soft spot for Keanu since his days of dodging bullets in slow motion. I think I can be the perfect Trinity to Neo.
But who doesn’t love Keanu?
Everyone loves him!
He’s good looking and like a fine wine —he ages well, maybe a little too well.
In a world where ‘nice things’ are often done just for the cameras; Keanu Reeves stands out.
He acts like he doesn’t even care that he’s famous.
Low profile? Check. ✔️
Kindness? Double-check. ✔️✔️
Good manners? Triple-check. ✔️✔️✔️
He checked all my boxes. 💘💘💘
The best part — he doesn’t need an army of PR folks shouting about them from the rooftops.
Maybe the universe’s early Christmas gift to me. I know I’ve always been a good girl.
This is more than winning the lottery- it’s the jackpot!!!
I would probably be a little busy these few days. I have a wedding to plan. So many things to do!
Time for wedding dress shopping.
Did I mention honeymoon? Some remote island maybe.
I don’t want to start on that in case it attracted the paparazzi. That shall remain a secret between me and my Keanu.
I’m already sending out my invitations, everybody is invited.
©Emika Oka
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OMG it happened to me too a few days ago! For me it is a Substack newbie who is a computer science major who wants to be my friend. I am sure she is almost as perfect as Keanu!